Trump then explained his counteroffer.
"Five", Trump responded. "You want to pick briefcase five?"
Baldwin's Trump made an offer: "I want 5 billion for my border wall and in exchange I'll extend DACA and I'll release the kids from cages so they can be ... free range kids".
Trump decides to decline the case since "it's not the five billion I need because it is the first random number I said".
"Trump and the GOP are just terrified of me because I'm under 100 and I'm good at Instagram", she said.
Alec Baldwin's Trump turns down every single deal, including pastrami sandwiches, a billion dollars and calling Pelosi his mommy, before finally accepting one - from Pete Davidson in a Clemson shirt offering "hamberders".
"No", replied Baldwin's Trump.
After rejecting offers from Maxine Waters, Alexandria Ocasia-Cortez, Mitch McConnell and Corey Booker, before turning to a member of the Clemson Tigers - the NCAA Champions who were served fast food at the white house earlier this week.
"I guess that makes as much sense as anything else that's going on these days", the show's Harvey says to close the sketch, signaling SNL's return to the near impossible task of attempting to mine the blatant absurdity of our current political climate for some sort of satirical insight - and reminding us all just how hard that is.
"You're ending the shutdown for a hamburger?!"