I'm kidding, sort of.
Meanwhile, speculation about the breakup of JoJo and Jordan also looms if it is true that the former will be picking the latter over Hayes. Rumor has it that JoJo appears to be picking the wrong guy and eventually end up with the other man.
Ahem, a few things: Bro, what were you doing wearing your hotel slippers out and about while JoJo broke Alex's heart? It's a miracle that Alex lasted as long as he did, and then when he finally gets the one-on-one date, he spouts off gems like, "You look like something out of a Ralph Lauren model magazine".
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JoJo out in the countryside, steeped in Argentinian gaucho culture.
Things wrapped with a one-on-one the next day with Luke, another frontrunner, and the pair rode around on horses at a local ranch before taking in some skeet shooting together.
It's a lovely disaster that has the opposite of the intended effect: JoJo realizes this guy is a cornball she doesn't have feelings for, so she sends this goon home on a date where he was basically guaranteed at least another week.
Jordan then admitted that he is "so in love" with JoJo, and "it's so real".
She walked Alex to the SUV of shame. Next stop, probably Bachelor in Paradise with his old nemesis Chad. Trying to get a rose, James tried to convince JoJo that Robby had been checking out other ladies on the street, but she didn't seem to take it seriously. Hearing him talk about his experiences, living in the shadow of his brother and the pain of not having Aaron in his life really hit home with me. Yeah, it's not ideal, and I love him. That had the opposite effect of Alex's declaration. "That resonated with me", JoJo said.
Smart money's on Jordan, Luke, Chase and Robby.
James was left without a rose at the ceremony and had an emotional goodbye with JoJo. Although there was a comforting sense of normalcy between them, JoJo was struggling to connect romantically with the petite bachelor, even though he was already falling for his leading lady. Now fans are wondering if JoJo will break up with Robby over Hope. "It wasn't meant to be", he insisted. "I loved what we shared".
Next up on the episode was a group date with Chase, James Taylor and Robby, and there was a rose on the line.
Clearly still irked by being called out for acting "entitled" by James the week before, Jordan went on to say he has had his share of disappointment in his life. So JoJo chose to send him home right away and he was visibly upset.
"The sad truth is I hear that kind of a lot, the "Oh, you deserve a great girl" and for some reason I never get to get one". No, it's not your fault. With hometown visits on the horizon, JoJo has big decisions to make this episode.
Wait, Jordan, are you maybe still close with Olivia Munn?